why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

ps3

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Microsoft Windows

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

what time is it rape time

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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