- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Women

What did you say? I don't know.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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