Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

A seal walks into a club.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

women's rights

potato farming

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