- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

balls in ya mouf

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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