- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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