- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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