Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Did you know?

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Hey

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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