What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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