why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Hitler was Jewish.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Vagina-Boob

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Lets make like trees and stand still

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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