My butt!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Once upon a time.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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antijokes

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Your mom goes to college

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Hummer.

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Small titties.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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