- Anti Joke

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

My mom.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.