- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens' rights.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Whats9+10 19

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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