- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Penis jokes.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Your Mom

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

NEVER

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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