A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Water, please.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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i hate you.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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