Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

NEVER

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Small titties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Sarah Palin is President

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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