Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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you will die someday

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Penis

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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