Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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dead babies

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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