How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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nine...eleven

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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A man walks into a bar.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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No

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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