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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

There is a car full of black people.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Womens rights

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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