do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Go away.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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balls in ya mouf

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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