What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A van drives into a car.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

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