- Anti Joke

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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