what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Fuck her

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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lewis bedford

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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lol

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Your mum is dead

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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I don't get it

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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