that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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