What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Women's rights.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Someone told me about this website.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Avery has crabs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Jews for Jesus

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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