Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Someone told me about this website.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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women's rights.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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