- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

look left now look right. washing machine

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Your life That's the joke

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Women's Basketball.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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