Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Women's Basketball.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

like my drawing of a white person?

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

dead babies

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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