When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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