- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Jokes are funny.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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