What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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