Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Black people are clen.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Women"s Rights

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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