A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

i wish i was a tree !

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

People Eating Tasty Animals

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Ancient Greeks rights

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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