- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a banana

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

I am a real homosexual

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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