Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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penis that is all

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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