What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

69

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

look left now look right. washing machine

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

lewis bedford

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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