- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Rebecca Black.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What should I name my dog?

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

come along children

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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