-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Amputations.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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