The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Poopsack Jones

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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