Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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pubic lice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Punchline.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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