- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

ollie is a fag so are you

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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