- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

shut up

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

I came.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

A Muslim blows up a bar

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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