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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Punchline.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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