- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

women's rights

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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