Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Women Drivers.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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a little girl gets raped

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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