What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Fuck her

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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guess what? chicken butt.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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