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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What is brown and sticky?

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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