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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Justin Bieber

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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