Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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this website...

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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