Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

thumb_up thumb_down

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock *No one was home*

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops