Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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two fish are in a tank.

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The glass is half an hour.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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