What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

My butt!!!!

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Dear John,

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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