A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Kittens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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