Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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lol

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Canada's army

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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World Of Warcraft

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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