What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Justin Bieber

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My mom's dead

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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minorities.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

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