What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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whats gay ? you

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Real jokes.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Lacrosse

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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penis that is all

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Hello

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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