Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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steves legs

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Men's rights

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Hi colton

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your momma's an antijoke

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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