- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

A fat man buys a salad

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

hi my name is? joe

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Is Carly smart? No.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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