- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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