- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless person dies.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the bunny eat his food

WNBA

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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