Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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baby seal walks into a bar

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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