So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Men's rights.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Hitler is my role model

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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