Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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drugs.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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