- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Shit.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Penis

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock you may come in

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Women

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