what is white and sticky? glue.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Penis

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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