What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Frown is a four letter word.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

thumb_up thumb_down +7

oops

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thumb_up thumb_down +3

PENIS

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops