Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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womens rights!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Sea World Japan.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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