What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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lewis bedford

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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