What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Women Drivers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

go go gadget

Why was johny late to school? He died

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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