- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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