What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Don't rape me!

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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