- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

a black guy leaves prison

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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