There is a car full of black people.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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My sister has to take a dump

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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The WNBA

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Nah

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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