If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Golf.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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