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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Women

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt