What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

a little girl gets raped

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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