i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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oops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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