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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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My butt!!!!

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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you just lost the game!

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i heart wiener

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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