- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Women's rights.

Herman Cain

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

9:11 make a wish

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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