- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock you may come in

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Women

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Tacos

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Gadaffi

i hate you.

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