what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

penis that is all

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Women

This is not Will Smith.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Please don't rape me.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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