What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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The WNBA

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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