what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Yo mama so fat she died

Black people

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

do you know what's so funny? yup

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Tacos

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

womans rights

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

sweaty black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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