- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two fish are in a tank.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Baseball

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

noodles

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

chuck norris

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

I have read the Terms of Service.

Bing

What is brown and sticky?

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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