A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Womens Rights.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Women's rights.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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